20 tacky pickup lines
As shown by recent studies in communication, it seems like gentlemen still have a lot to learn. We submit into evidence the 20 most disastrous and uninspired pick-up lines that a woman can hear.
1. Can I use your phone? I need to call my mother and tell her I met the girl of my dreams.
2. Excuse me, can you tell me what time is it? I would like to know the exact moment I fell in love.
3. Hello! Do we know someone in common who can introduce us?
4. So you’re that beautiful girl everyone’s been talking about…
5. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to pass by again?
6. Are you sure we didn’t meet in another life?
7. Your father must be a terrorist because you’re a bomb.
8. Excuse me, I lost my phone number, could you give me yours?
9. Do you have a map? I think I’ m lost in your eyes.
10. You must be very tired from running around all day in my head.
11. Did the sun just come out or was that your smile?
12. If I were a pilot, I’d take for a spin in my plane but since I’m not, you’ll just have to fly in my heart.
13. Why is a girl as pretty as you are talking to an idiot like me?
14. I think I’m lost. Can you tell me how to get to your heart?
15. If you don’t want to sleep in my arms, I can sleep in yours?
16. Should we talk or continue flirting from afar?
17. Now that I’ve met you, your search is over.
18. Excuse me, were you talking to me? A: No… Aah, Then you can start now.
19. I wanted to show these flowers how beautiful you are.
20. I might not be the most handsome boy, but I’m the only one who is talking to you.
Be original, Rent apartments in Florence and let the Italians pick you up…
